Welcome to the F*** Around and Find Out Advertising Agency. We're a baby agency (Wah! Wah!) but please have a seat - we're glad you found us. Allow me the honor of introducing ourselves. I'm Kevin Francis, Founder and Chief Creative Officer but I go by Sweetie Pie. Joining me on stage before you is the incomparable The Great Mark Walters, our Chief Everything Officer as well as Paul Kania, our Chief Financial Officer whom we refer to as Spock. Next we have John Bates who's our Director Extraordinaire of Account Services and our lovely Art Director Rachael Perrin. We also have Kerry Kupferschmidt who serves as our agency English expert courtesy of DePaul University along with Jay Polito from our upcoming Los Angeles office. Dustin Blackbelt is our Director of Security and he's most essential if you'll allow me to quickly explain why. To put it one way, for inexplicable reasons, we seem to be a threat to some other advertising agencies. In reality, however, we're just a nice group of professionals who are well liked. We simply don't fully understand why some other agencies ostensibly try yet fail. Mysteries abound to be sure as we scratch our heads as to the reasons but we don't know why this is oftentimes the case. One thing I'll proudly tell you now is that we don't fail and neither will your business if you hire the FAFO Agency. All of us are deeply intelligent and, collectively, quite the powerhouse you need to navigate these treacherous waters we're in now. In more simpler words, hire FAFO and you just may discover you're the proud owner of your competition. Hahahaha 😁 Know what we're saying? Yeppers General. Hahahaha 😁 It might be useful to think of us as your very own reliable idea 💡 factory, one that can turbocharge your business with the sheer horsepower of brilliant advertising. FAFO is all about a deep love and affection for great advertising not to mention an admiration for those who've gone before us. We stand on the shoulders of giants and we love the view ;)



Our formula? It's priceless but is for sale for $12B via bank wire ;) It consists of a dash of x, a smidge of y and a generous portion of Albert Einstein tossed into the mix. And just so you know that whatever we charge is a pittance compared to what we earn for all our lucky clients. Our quality advertising strives to reach the upper stratosphere and you just might reach it. So call Sweetie Pie 🥧 today! You can take that to the bank 🏦 not a psychic ;)



And we know full well how cruel the world of commerce can be but cheer up. Not everyone essential as they are was able to stand on stage before you today but rest assured we've got your back. Like Brooke for example. She's absolutely stunning. And consequently, your business won't fail regardless of your pressing business concerns. We'll stay well-versed and on our feet as you begin to relax a bit. In the parlance of our 32nd U.S. President, Franklin D. Roosevelt, circa 1940: “Be sincere; be brief; be seated.” To that end, simply pick up your phone and call me to inquire how the FAFO Agency may best serve you. Always remember: carpe diem. Until then, be well. Sincerely, Kevin Francis, AKA Sweetie Pie (773) 312-2128 P.S. Our site will be live shortly. So, as is often said, “hang in there.” Your business life preserver is just a call away. And remember, we fix broken advertising. P.P.S. Be sure to check out our 26th U.S. President, Teddy Roosevelt’s Man in the Arena speech. That’s the level of service the FAFO Agency provides to each and every client we have the pleasure of serving. And other agencies? Don't threaten to beat us up or you'll be on the receiving end of our General Counsel Julie Resce or even Boland, Daluga & Montgomery ;) BTW, how's your Latin? Bonum diem habe, mater imprudentor. Deus benedictus. LMFAO 🤣 The FAFO Agency is a boutique creative advertising, public relatios and marketing solutions company. A Division of KJF Worldwide, Inc.